Kendriya Vidyalaya, Bellary.

Last Updated On: 11 June, 2009

JOKES

1)       A snail was slithering up a cherry at the end of winter. A grasshopper came by and said “There are no cherries on the tree yet” the snail said, “They will be when I get there!”

2)     Did you hear about the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a distance caw.

3)     A man had a pet untipede. He said “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”

A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”

 “ Well, I had to get on my shoes” said the untipede

4)     There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second said “baaa”. The first cow asked the second cow, “Why did you say “baaa”? the second cow said, “I am learning a foreign language”.

 KAVYA. K

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